tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-102426732024-03-13T12:55:53.120-04:00Greedo Never FiredT-Shirts, Tech, oddities and honorable mentions...Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.comBlogger259125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-92072044645374027372016-06-10T15:04:00.003-04:002016-06-10T15:06:43.612-04:00I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit;"><br /></span>
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Received some feedback saying the graphic on this one was too large.<br />
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#tshirt #tee #slickrick #ladidadi #rap #oldschoolkDave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-67655378554645850912016-06-01T15:24:00.005-04:002016-06-01T15:24:54.959-04:00All Those Terrific Tees You Begged Me to Print are Finally Available!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-69147072262808756972011-07-29T15:50:00.005-04:002016-06-01T15:30:28.539-04:00Gabba Gabba Che! The EveryT has arrived!<title></title> <style type="text/css">
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In the synergistic spirit of the <b>Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup™</b>, the <b>Clock-Radio</b> and the <b>Industrial Whaling Harpoon / Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine [patent pending, Dimco Industries]</b> we proffer to you the <b>EveryT!</b></div>
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<b> </b>Tired of choosing among your t-shirts as to whether you want folks to know you support:</div>
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3) an English proto-speed metal band whose proclivity for narcotic accelerants is matched only by their brain crushing volume and the renowned wartiness of their front man.</div>
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<b>Well now you don’t have to choose!</b></div>
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If you were to buy all these shirts separately you could pay up to $845! (Although we suspect the folk at the Mall saw us coming.)</div>
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And then if you wore them all at once you’d have to constantly rotate the top one so everyone could see all of them (we’re guessing it would get kinda toasty too.) </div>
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Now you can look clever, spiffy AND stylin’ all in one quality garment. Our internationally renowned team of talented textile beautifiers have whipped up some top-drawer graphical alchemy and combined four (FOUR!!!!) iconic tees into one über-tee to rule them all.*</div>
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We know you’re gonna want to look your best when <b>Greenpeace™</b> takes a video of you enjoying a chocolate / vanilla (see? synergy again!) swirl waffle cone with jimmies right after you fire an explosive harpoon into the side of (one of the few remaining) Balene whales.</div>
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<b>The Dimco Industrial Whaling Harpoon / Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine</b>, the only explosive harpoon and dessert delivery device you’ll need.</div>
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By now you probably heard about the ultra-Orthodox Hasidic newspaper, <i>Der Tzitung</i>, which "photoshopped" Hillary Clinton and Director of Counter-terrorism Audrey Tomason out of this now iconic situation room photo.</div>
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A portion of the apology goes as follows</div>
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"Also present in the Situation Room were various high-ranking government and military officials including Secretary of State, the honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and another female participant.Our photo editor realizing the significance of this historic moment, published the picture, but in his haste, did not read the "fine print" that accompanied the picture, forbidding any changes and published a picture omitting the female participants in the room" </div>
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Here is the problem "omitting the female participants."</div>
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I use Photoshop all day in my work and I have OMITTED many people from photographs. When you are "omitting" or erasing a person you are left with nothing underneath. A white human shaped space where that person used to be.</div>
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<i>Der Tzitung </i>did something we all know as "doctoring" a photograph. Removing the women and replacing them with an approximation of what was behind them. This is NOT an attempt to adhere to a religious custom. This was an attempt to deceive the reader. When you OMIT the women from the photograph you erase ink. When you "Photoshop out" the women you erase history and progress and the representation of something you are obviously afraid of.</div>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/S7vNMxud2eI/AAAAAAAAAk8/SYlcjD15BQk/s1600/Colbert_Unobtanium.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/S7vNMxud2eI/AAAAAAAAAk8/SYlcjD15BQk/s320/Colbert_Unobtanium.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I think deep down we all know there is no way this new element would have been named Unobtanium. But it is easy to criticize when you don't also offer an alternative. And I dare say its fairly obvious... <b>Colbertium.</b> Duh.</div>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-2431674861870117462010-03-30T11:39:00.001-04:002010-04-06T20:15:22.105-04:00Large Hadron Collider Sucess!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/S7IbJk4S_LI/AAAAAAAAAks/gEybzCTyapM/s1600/2001monkey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/S7IbJk4S_LI/AAAAAAAAAks/gEybzCTyapM/s320/2001monkey.jpg" /></a></div>Cause you gotta smash stuff together to see what it does. That is how we do. <br />
<a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=10242673&postID=243167486187011746" http:="" public.web.cern.ch="" public="">Learn More about the LHC</a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-15875970775846163542010-02-04T18:59:00.002-05:002010-02-04T19:02:15.953-05:00The Blue Chirpy T-Shirt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/S2tfHwAAXVI/AAAAAAAAAkk/Se4U2xq87hY/s1600-h/BlueChirpyMySoTi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/S2tfHwAAXVI/AAAAAAAAAkk/Se4U2xq87hY/s320/BlueChirpyMySoTi.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I have just finished The Blue Chirpy T-Shirt. A shirt which salutes those (sometimes regrettable) times when you exit a bar or a party and it is no longer night yet not quite morning.</div><br />
Check it out, vote for it, or even buy it here at <a bitly="BITLY_PROCESSED" href="http://bit.ly/9ZeADI">MySoti.com</a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-32173280567315506472009-11-15T19:44:00.007-05:002012-01-27T11:15:08.146-05:00What's On My Kindle? (or Pimpin' J.scottgrand.)<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SwCh-9ogvDI/AAAAAAAAAhs/piZtPPW9-MU/s1600-h/JScottKindle.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404497655913036850" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SwCh-9ogvDI/AAAAAAAAAhs/piZtPPW9-MU/s400/JScottKindle.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 389px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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I don't mind reading tech articles, and emails sitting at my computer, but reading that I could actually enjoy must be done in proper comfort. So 1.5 paragraphs into a bit of writing from j.scottgrand I knew what I had to do. Cut, paste, save as .doc and email to my Kindle. Now I can go curl up with (a fraction of) a very good book. Keep it coming j.scott and I will keep pirating it as best I can.</div>
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The story is <a href="http://jscottgrand.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/view-from-the-st-marks-hotel-1990/" target="new">View from the St. Mark's Hotel-1990</a><br />
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His entire unapologetic blog is right <a href="http://jscottgrand.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/view-from-the-st-marks-hotel-1990/" target="new">HERE</a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-68870170253433087652009-09-09T13:23:00.005-04:002009-09-09T13:28:32.634-04:00Ask and Ye Shall Recieve (App Management in iTunes)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SqflJSfL4mI/AAAAAAAAAhE/uGTwwuUKTTw/s1600-h/apple-ipod-sept-09-1212-rm-eng.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SqflJSfL4mI/AAAAAAAAAhE/uGTwwuUKTTw/s400/apple-ipod-sept-09-1212-rm-eng.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379520227661570658" border="0" /></a>Apple has introduced a way to arrange apps within iTunes! App Managemet!. Scroll down 3 posts and you'll see where they got the idea. ;)Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-44185043083868097902009-09-01T18:43:00.004-04:002012-01-27T11:15:32.342-05:00At At Boo Boo Shirt Shows Up in a Bing Ad Featuring Anthony Bourdain of No Reservations<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sp2lk7Kr_cI/AAAAAAAAAg8/IWLl6d1ozCw/s1600-h/booboobingbourdain.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376635583926631874" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sp2lk7Kr_cI/AAAAAAAAAg8/IWLl6d1ozCw/s400/booboobingbourdain.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 184px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 302px;" /></a><br />
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Looks Like the At At Boo Boo or (Boo Boo Walker) shirt has hit the Travel Channel. In the still above we see it is very visible in this strange, sort of embedded, ad for Bing.com in which Bourdain and his staff research locations using Microsoft's new Bing.com. You can buy the shirt at <a href="http://www.goapeshirts.com/products/004/">Go Ape Shirts</a> by the way.</div>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-43819814054353247482009-07-27T10:39:00.006-04:002016-06-01T15:33:49.865-04:00The Warriors / The Wonder Wheel: A New Tee By Me At MySoti<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sm2-USVrwiI/AAAAAAAAAgE/QCfgif6JCr8/s1600-h/WarriorTees.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363151986997576226" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sm2-USVrwiI/AAAAAAAAAgE/QCfgif6JCr8/s400/WarriorTees.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 187px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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Still available for sale at <a href="http://www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/GreedoNever">MySoti.com</a> in the UKDave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-11167872330861479042009-07-15T18:31:00.009-04:002012-01-27T11:16:10.575-05:00An iPhone Function I Would LOVE To See (or Application Organization Application)<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sl5bQM9twmI/AAAAAAAAAf8/343fMmPmjbc/s1600-h/AppThing.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358820940533580386" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sl5bQM9twmI/AAAAAAAAAf8/343fMmPmjbc/s400/AppThing.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 267px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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Now that I am up to six pages of apps I honestly need a better way to organize them than doing it on the phone itself. Using the iPhone to organize it's apps is like sorting the contents of six boxes. But you can only uncover one box at a time. AND any item moved must pass through all boxes between it's current box and it's final box. Geeze! Even explaining it is frustrating. Why cant I just have a nice drag and drop method within iTunes... like I have mocked up in the above image (click for larger.)</div>
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By the way No. 7 on <a href="http://www.ismashphone.com/2009/07/15-useful-iphone-hacks-that-will-make-your-life-easier-.html">this list</a> helps the process, but not very much.Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-35146559760325912432009-06-21T15:28:00.009-04:002012-01-27T11:16:35.016-05:00I for one DESPISE our ROBOT OVERLODS!<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sj6KNp7Z84I/AAAAAAAAAf0/7kwBaSsvs6A/s1600-h/AntiRobotCaptcha.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349865374560678786" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sj6KNp7Z84I/AAAAAAAAAf0/7kwBaSsvs6A/s400/AntiRobotCaptcha.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 244px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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Let's face it, our Robot overlords are going to be here soon enough. They will be massive and made of metal so all of us squishy, meat-bags will have to do what they say. But with this ANTI ROBOT CAPTCHA Tee you can at least proclaim your defiance to your fellow humans and the robots will never know.</div>
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<a href="http://digg.com/comedy/I_for_one_DESPISE_our_ROBOT_OVERLODS"><img alt="Digg!" height="17" src="http://digg.com/img/badges/91x17-digg-button-alt.gif" width="91" /></a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-30878534848234354372009-06-17T19:27:00.003-04:002009-06-17T19:32:02.119-04:00My iPhone 3.0 speaks Danish, Dansk, Denmark<span class="status-body"><span id="msgtxt2214201379" class="msgtxt en">Is your iPhone language set to Danish now that you have updated to 3.0? There is a place in the Settings to change that, but if you don't seak Danish how do you get there? Here is how:<br /><br />indstillinger>generelt>international>sprog>English<br /><br />Easy peezy.<br /></span></span>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-55186800321912090452009-06-03T21:16:00.005-04:002016-06-01T15:42:54.923-04:00R2 DETROIT t-shirt is officially for sale at Dave.Threadless.comThe only shirt badass enough to combine the discreetly badass droid + outright badass hockey team.<br />
R2 D2 say hello to the Detroit Red Wings.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">UPDATE! </span>This shirt is now available in a variety of styles thanks to Threadless Artist Shops.<br />
Check it out at <a href="http://dave.threadless.com/">dave.threadless.com</a><br />
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The shirt remains available through the UK site <a href="http://www.mysoti.com/designer/GreedoNever">http://www.mysoti.com/designer/GreedoNever</a><br />
<a href="http://www.mysoti.com/mysoti/product/365904"><img alt="R2 DETROIT tee by GreedoNever. Available from MySoti.com." src="http://www.mysoti.com/img/user/greedonever/product/web/365904/365904_blog.png" style="border: medium none;" /></a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-7627522399776909022009-05-17T23:52:00.005-04:002012-01-27T11:17:13.517-05:00Tattoogle (Fakest Tattoo Ever)<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/ShDdc1jU1oI/AAAAAAAAAe8/JVzzB6wQUNE/s1600-h/TattoogleFake.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337009045915358850" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/ShDdc1jU1oI/AAAAAAAAAe8/JVzzB6wQUNE/s400/TattoogleFake.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 137px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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Looks like my famous (vaguely popular google search result for best/worst tattoo) <a href="http://greedoneverfired.blogspot.com/2007/05/tattoogle-bestworst-tattoo-ever.html" target="_blank">Tattoogle</a> post wound up on reddit.com today. That got GNF about 5,000 hits tonight. As usual most of the discussion is REAL? or PHOTOSHOPPED? And I can tell you all it is indeed 'shopped.' The proof li<span style="color: #330000;">es</span> above.</div>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-38433073063602147742009-05-10T17:09:00.010-04:002012-01-27T11:18:43.314-05:00Star Trek Movie? Sure Why Not.<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SgdEuo4hFFI/AAAAAAAAAe0/tZRzIOb8Z_s/s1600-h/kirk_spock_apple.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334307851682780242" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SgdEuo4hFFI/AAAAAAAAAe0/tZRzIOb8Z_s/s400/kirk_spock_apple.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 276px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><span style="font-size: 85%;"> photo courtesy of <a href="http://trekcore.com/" target="_blank">trekcore.com</a></span></div>
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I am going to see the movie tonight or tomorrow. Just wanted to give props to some heroes before I did.</div>
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I do so with the above picture of Bill and Leonard (obviously NOT Kirk and Spock.) As well as the two Roddenberry quotes I most agree with:</div>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">"No, ancient astronauts did not build the pyramids—</span><em style="font-weight: bold;">human beings</em><span style="font-weight: bold;"> built them, because they're clever and they work hard."</span> </div>
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</span><br /><span style="color: #cc0000; font-weight: bold;">THUMBS UP. More action than I prefer in a sci-fi movie, but then most people like that. </span>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-85773048934932737652009-04-16T23:56:00.006-04:002009-04-20T02:00:17.843-04:00Zombieville USA! GNF's Pick For Greatest iPhone Game Ever.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sef-0X6YbSI/AAAAAAAAAeU/tF4CPfm4BwE/s1600-h/ZackBrains.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sef-0X6YbSI/AAAAAAAAAeU/tF4CPfm4BwE/s400/ZackBrains.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325505260114439458" border="0" /></a>If you have an iPhone you need this game. 15 weapons, great cartoon graphics, deceptively simple game play and all for $1.99. The ten dollar games should be this good. Set it on EASY and just go nuts. That's what I do. (above: I took the liberty of recreating the main character in higher res. Oh and naming him Zack.)<br />Video of game play and link to iTunes located <a href="http://www.zombievilleusa.com/" target="_blank">HERE.</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">THE UPDATE HAS ARRIVED:</span> <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=304871622&mt=8" target="_blank">HERE (iTunes Link.)</a></span>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-52741457581862859202009-03-15T14:53:00.011-04:002009-03-22T18:32:16.748-04:00NEXT STOOOREEEEY! (BattleNation?) (Diggalactica?)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sb1iek_GxtI/AAAAAAAAAeM/C1caFB3K9oM/s1600-h/DiggGalactica.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 219px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sb1iek_GxtI/AAAAAAAAAeM/C1caFB3K9oM/s400/DiggGalactica.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313511412831012562" border="0" /></a>DiggNation and Battlestar Galactica collide. (click image for larger.)<br /><br />Yeah when Tigh and the old man sat down i raised one eyebrow. When I realized they both had a drink in their hands I raised the other. And when they both lifted the drinks... I leapt out of bed and got to work.<br /><a href="http://digg.com/comedy/DiggNation_and_Battlestar_Galactica_collide" target="_blank">DIGG IT!.</a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-21355055440006646922009-03-06T11:55:00.001-05:002009-03-06T11:58:42.913-05:00Who's Watching The Watchmen? (That'd be me)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SbFWIDQ1R4I/AAAAAAAAAd0/00kSUysFRP8/s1600-h/WhoseWatching.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SbFWIDQ1R4I/AAAAAAAAAd0/00kSUysFRP8/s400/WhoseWatching.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310120131961374594" border="0" /></a>Leaving now for opening day matinee.Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-66616648101255054072009-03-03T12:10:00.006-05:002009-03-03T12:21:31.593-05:00Flickr Supports Video Now. (and wikked cool Nitinol wire)<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=67090" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="300"> <param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&photo_secret=0451964010&photo_id=3326274160"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=67090"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=67090" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&photo_secret=0451964010&photo_id=3326274160" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br />Thats right. This video is hosted on Flickr. Click off of a play button to see. Pretty sweet huh? The wire <span style="font-style: italic;">and</span> the videos on Flickr. (Also, Pro users can upload HD.)Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-62588411365424102009-02-27T00:20:00.003-05:002009-02-27T00:29:16.384-05:00R2-D Batteries. (Feel free to write a better one)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sad5SJ_ArMI/AAAAAAAAAdc/VrwK_gP9_aA/s1600-h/OhArtoo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/Sad5SJ_ArMI/AAAAAAAAAdc/VrwK_gP9_aA/s400/OhArtoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307344038704229570" border="0" /></a>Since We are on a bit of a Star Wars streak here, let's just keep it going... From the flawlessly flawed mind of Bill McMullen comes another stroke of evil genius. See his work <a href="http://www.billmcmullen.com/toys.06.html" target="_blank">HERE.</a>Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-86978232810643134152009-02-23T23:59:00.004-05:002009-02-27T16:16:36.370-05:00Greedo Couldn't Have Fired (G is for Greedo)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SaN-5EX57uI/AAAAAAAAAdU/N94XT2u6iC8/s1600-h/G_is_for_Greedo_by_joewight.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SaN-5EX57uI/AAAAAAAAAdU/N94XT2u6iC8/s400/G_is_for_Greedo_by_joewight.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306224304864227042" border="0" /></a><br />Cause he is just too damned adorable!<br /><br />Joe Wight is the artist. I simply stumbled upon him in Google. His Gallery lives <a href="http://joewight.deviantart.com/gallery/" target="_blank">HERE.</a><br /><br />And he has an adorable little Star Wars buddy for nearly every letter of the alphabet.Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10242673.post-68439194704559610852009-02-15T18:50:00.006-05:002016-06-01T15:46:12.531-04:00GREEDO NEVER FIRED (THE T-SHIRT)<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SZiqZ5ySWDI/AAAAAAAAAdE/s7VkIZ3DLJE/s1600-h/GreedoNeverCU.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303175923213948978" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H36OWHJtQd0/SZiqZ5ySWDI/AAAAAAAAAdE/s7VkIZ3DLJE/s400/GreedoNeverCU.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 100px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>The GREEDO NEVER FIRED shirt is now available at <a href="http://dave.threadless.com/">dave.threadless.com</a>. So wether you are a fan of the blog or just another Lucas hater, head over <a href="http://dave.threadless.com/">there</a> and have a look.<br />
(by the way its been available since long before HAN SHOT FIRST. Which is a lame slogan when you think about it... How could Han have shot FIRST if GREEDO NEVER FIRED!)<br />
There's a few other gems <a href="http://dave.threadless.com/">there</a> as well so poke around a bit.Dave Himselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01897575350911919096noreply@blogger.com0