Greedo Never Fired

In the synergistic spirit of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup™ , the Clock-Radio and the Industrial Whaling Harpoon / Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine [patent pending, Dimco Industries] we proffer to you the EveryT!   Tired of choosing among your t-shirts as to whether you want folks to know you support: 1)    a shuttered New York City punk music landmark 2)    a band that helped make the former a cultural landmark, all the while wanting to be sedated. 3)    an English proto-speed metal band whose proclivity for narcotic accelerants is matched only by their brain crushing volume and the renowned wartiness of their front man. or 4)    a Communist revolutionary guerrilla doctor who rode a motorbike all through South America, helped Castro oust Batista from Cuba and ended up having his hands cut off by the CIA for his trouble? Well now you don’t have to choose! If you were to ...

I donated to tornado victims by buying the Charlie Sheen/Snoop Dog single WINNING. The above photo shows how to properly file the track once you have downloaded it. Less painful way to donate: Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 Tweet

By now you probably heard about the ultra-Orthodox Hasidic newspaper, Der Tzitung , which "photoshopped" Hillary Clinton and Director of Counter-terrorism Audrey Tomason out of this now iconic situation room photo. Well, Der Tzitung has issued their explanation/apology and it does not fly with me. A portion of the apology goes as follows "Also present in the Situation Room were various high-ranking government and military officials including Secretary of State, the honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and another female participant.Our photo editor realizing the significance of this historic moment, published the picture, but in his haste, did not read the "fine print" that accompanied the picture, forbidding any changes and published a picture omitting the female participants in the room" Here is the problem "omitting the female participants." I use Photoshop all day in my work and I have OMITTED many people from photogra...