Shake's On A Blog (But Not Just Any Blog)

In what will hopefully be my last in a rash of Master Shake stories. (Ignore that last sentence.) I recently stumbled upon my Shakes On A Plane poster featured on some guys blog. I have to say I was very excited see my efforts had not been wasted and at least one other guy out there thought my poster was funny. I was totally satisfied with that when I decided to see what else his site had to offer. Well, among other things it offered this very important sentence:

“Did you know I’m not just the voice of Master Shake...”

The site belonged to none other than Dana Snyder the voice of Master Shake himself. I am honored. Truly.

Dana’s home page.

My Poster on his site.
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Firefox In The Wild

Just a friendly reminder that you should be using Firefox. If you are not, stop what you are doing and go to GetFirefox.com.

Oh and for more little guys that make you go awwww go to thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com.

Trend Starting (With Stephen Colbert)

Many of you are familiar with the word ”Truthiness.” It is a word created by Steven Colbert that actually made it into Miriam Webster’s dictionary. Less are likely familiar with Colbert’s self-descriptive Licolnish which appears in the opening of his show. Upon seeing Snickers ads a while back that used such words as SUBSTANTIALICIOUS, SATISFECTELLENT and HUNGERECTOMY I thought Colbert might have started a trend, but I usually don’t believe a trend is a trend until occurrences reach the magic number. Well, Sam Adams comes in at number 3 with sam•light•en•ment. (pictured above in their latest television campaign.)

Ya know, Certain small minded TV personalities go on and on about how ineffective Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are and yet the duo continues to bend and create public opinion repeatedly via one hour of jokes on a cable station. I used to wonder why there was an entire section on political cartoons in my American History book... Now I know.

LINK: Gimmyabreakopoloy in everyday life.

Requesting Back Up! (ZYB)

What's worse than having your cellphone run over by a snowmobile?... Having to re-enter hundreds of contacts into your new phone. Agree? Check out ZYB.COM. Thanx to Gizmodo for the tip.

Science Research Associates?

Hey, does anyone remember SRAs? I found this one at the intersection of Stanton and Allen. I have to admit my friends and I always cheated on these things. Don't cheat kids!

UPDATE: Welcome Wikipedia users! It appears someone found this post hilarious. Hilarious? OK, why not. (GNF's first link on Wikipedia.)

The Parasite USB Drive (Or Another Invention I Will Never Make)

Here is an idea I had for one of those zany USB thumb drives that seem to be so popular. Its a soft rubber, Lamprey-like parasite. When inserted into a USB port it appears to be feeding off of the computer. I think the best design would be one with a small motor that causes the tail to wriggle when the drive is active.

Shake's In A Porn

Not a lot of explanation needed here. Master Shake, star of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Shake’s On A Plane has been spotted in some real live pr0n. Unfortunately its a rather poor likeness in that shake is WAY too tall.

Oh and by the way, this is the closest you’ll ever come to seeing porn on GNF. I turned the mosaic pixelization way up so Google wont feel compelled to revoke my new “Google Ads.” Click the button in the menu bar on the right and learn more about those.


UPDATE: Aqua Teen Hunger Force now available on iTunes along with Venture Bros. Sweet.