Greedo Never Fired

In the synergistic spirit of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup™ , the Clock-Radio and the Industrial Whaling Harpoon / Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine [patent pending, Dimco Industries] we proffer to you the EveryT!   Tired of choosing among your t-shirts as to whether you want folks to know you support: 1)    a shuttered New York City punk music landmark 2)    a band that helped make the former a cultural landmark, all the while wanting to be sedated. 3)    an English proto-speed metal band whose proclivity for narcotic accelerants is matched only by their brain crushing volume and the renowned wartiness of their front man. or 4)    a Communist revolutionary guerrilla doctor who rode a motorbike all through South America, helped Castro oust Batista from Cuba and ended up having his hands cut off by the CIA for his trouble? Well now you don’t have to choose! If you were to ...

I have just finished The Blue Chirpy T-Shirt.  A shirt which salutes those (sometimes regrettable) times when you exit a bar or a party and it is no longer night yet not quite morning. Check it out, vote for it, or even buy it here at  MySoti.com

Looks Like the At At Boo Boo or (Boo Boo Walker) shirt has hit the Travel Channel. In the still above we see it is very visible in this strange, sort of embedded, ad for Bing.com in which Bourdain and his staff research locations using Microsoft's new Bing.com. You can buy the shirt at Go Ape Shirts by the way.

My latest T-Shirt. Based on a still from the first 30 seconds of The warriors. NOW AVAILABLE at dave.threadless.com Still available for sale at MySoti.com  in the UK

Let's face it, our Robot overlords are going to be here soon enough. They will be massive and made of metal so all of us squishy, meat-bags will have to do what they say. But with this ANTI ROBOT CAPTCHA Tee you can at least proclaim your defiance to your fellow humans and the robots will never know. VIEW IT/BUY IT

GNF reader BG recommended I create this T-Shirt in honor of Elliot Spitzer . They are 4 grand each... and for goodness sake PAY CASH!