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Makers of The Family Guy finally answer Cleveland's burning question... "When's it gonna be my turn?!"

So we simply wish both candidates good-luck.

When I received a policy from my insurance company it was printed on both sides of 30 pages. With that in mind, I suppose, they also included information on how to "save trees" by signing up for an "ePolicy." So strong was their desire to "save trees" that they saw fit to reiterate it 17 times. (see below) Now, lets not get all TheConsumerist.com about this. They would surely use the headline "Chubb Hates Trees. Includes 17 pamphlets with its policies." They love to portray isolated incidents as company policies. I am sure some kid was told he could call it quits for the day once he used up the pamphlets. And Voila. Still, I thought it was amusing enough to share... I mean LOOK AT ALL THOSE TREES! :)

Spotted this on Houston (NYC) this weekend. Looks like Banksy. But so big? I guess I will have answers soon enough.

This is a chart that lets the market know how and where to display the Coca-Cola products properly. (click the photo to enlarge)

The EDITT Tower (“Ecological Design In The Tropics”) will be built in Singapore and will undoubtedly lure monsters from around the world to feast on its inhabitants and the crispy lettuce that surrounds them. Thanks Freshhome.com.

A third Futurama DVD is on the way and it goes a little something like this...

Every so often the above gem shows up on the internet and all the little angst ridden, revolutionary wanna-bees line up in the comments to say “sooo true” and “more so now than ever” and I get irate every time. So this time it will be ME posting it and it will be ME who comments on it. You are welcome to comment as well, but I was first. This time. GO TO WORK While growing up discover something you enjoy doing and are good at and find someone who needs that something done and arrange for them to pay you to do it. SEND YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL If you choose to have kids seek out the best way to fill their minds with useful information so they might have a fighting chance in a world where knowledge is power. FOLLOW FASHION Wear clothes because other wise you will die of exposure. Wear the clothes you find comfortable. Wear the clothes you find help represent who you are. Wear the clothes that make your girlfriend grab your ass. And if your choices do not follow fashion... fashion will like...

Looks like the old debate has returned and astronomers are once again arguing over Pluto's planet status. I personally would like to see Pluto remain in its "NOT A PLANET" status. But for a somewhat unorthodox reason. I often use the fact that Pluto is no longer considered a planet as a way to point out one of the important differences between science and religion. It is a great example of new technology... providing new information... that causes the scientific communty to admit fault in it's existing information. No adherence to tradition, no injured pride, no accusations of heresy and no excommunication. You just inform the world that billions of books, posters, documentaries and science fair models are WRONG. And when the world replies "COME ON!" Science replies "TOUGH SH*T" this is science. And if you are thinking "Hey man Pluto should be a Planet, It always has been, its an accepted fact." Well then you have missed your call...

Don S. Davis. Better know in my (tiny) circles as Base Commander, Major General George Hammond has passed away (on June 29, 2008.) He was 65 years old. Learn more HERE. Tweet

For some reason us geeks enjoy posting pictures of crashed computer screens "in the wild." Like THIS boot sequence in Time Square. So in the same spirit here is a "fatal application error" in a cab on Avenue A. If you must ask I guess the answer would be "because it's there."

The Bacon Bloody Mary (and Bacon Martini) of the famous Double Down Saloon (NYC & Vegas) Poster by: DaveHimself

Just set the timer and Rick Roll this 12 sided 80s pop landmine into the vicinity of some unsuspecting noobs and as soon as one of them is naïve enough to pick it up... BLAMMO they get RICK ROLLED! That’s right. All the obnoxious fun of Rick Rolling in a real-world format guaranteed to amuse you and annoy them for hours... Well at least three minutes and thirty seconds. Now with FOUR fun settings: Landmine, Hot Potato, Alarm Clock & STEALTH MODE! CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOW! Digg this story.

I don't hate iPods. But I do hate every individual represented in every iPod ad. Digg this.

We don't do cute here at GNF. It just ain't dignified. But wait till you see Admiral Ackbar representin' for the letter 'A' in this Star Wars ABCs series. I mean... he's just so...

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."

GNF reader BG recommended I create this T-Shirt in honor of Elliot Spitzer . They are 4 grand each... and for goodness sake PAY CASH!

Actually, it isn’t but it should be. IMHO the Optimum Online Spanish friendly, beach rap commercial is the most terrifying song to get stuck in your head of all time. “what the hell is he talking about” you say? I refer, of course, to the insidious Rick Roll . If you just clicked on that link you sort of got “Rick Rolled.” The way it really works is someone provides you a link to something you really want to see and BAM you are hit with the elctro-tom intro of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley instead. To be led to that video against your will is to be Rick Rolled. I firmly believe the I/O Digital Cable song could do more damage. On a completely unrelated note: Lindsay Lohan did it with by a pirate, a ninja, and a monkey... video here.

My ReplayTV DVR knows what TV I watch, and how much TV I watch, so it also knows I wont be getting any Valentines Day cards. With that in mind, on this loneliest of the Hallmark holidays, it slips me a little reminder that if nothing else my TV loves me.

Starbucks announced today that they are switching from T-Mobile to AT&T and providing free WiFi to their customers for 2 hours a day. Wont be long before we are skipping the line by ordering with our iPhones... Maybe something like THIS! Okay, pretty lame post, but I had that great Laughing Man style screen grab I just had to use.

Unless you spent the last month in a sequestered jury hotel room you probably know that a large and growing group of anonymous “hackers”/internet users/concerned citizens have been waging war against The “Church” of Scientology. They call themselves Anonymous. They are making life miserable for the greedy group of nut jobs through various methods. Some small... like faxing and re-faxing sheets of black paper to all Scientology fax numbers. Some Large... Like protests outside of various Scientology headquarters. So if you plan to organize or join a protest in your area, why not do so with hacker-chic stylish anonymity. Just click on the 2 halves above and print them out, over lap em, mount em and cut off the excess. The result is a replica of the digital mask worn by the ultimate hacker with a cause.... The Laughing Man of Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex Fame. I have replaced The Laughing Man’s J.D. Salinger quote “"I thought what I'd do was, I'd prete...

Faxing from your iPhone is now as easy as 1, 2, 3! A little company called eFax.com exists to help you receive and send faxes from your computer/laptop. The beauty is they have a way to send faxes from your iPhone as well. And it comes in a FREE 30 day trial. 1. Create the text you wish to fax in an email 2. Send that email to the phone number you wish to fax plus @efaxsend.com (ex. 555-555-1212@efaxsend.com) Hmm, I guess its actually as easy as 1, 2. Let me also say that I know damn well this will work on any phone/PDA that can send an email, but I’ll be damned if I am gonna give up all that tasty iPhone traffic. On a side note, a nifty little fax prank that GNF does not condone goes as follows. Get yourself a sheet of black paper. Fax it to someone. They run out of ink. Mean right? So do not do it! On an entirely different subject, if you are interested in Scientology you can contact them at this number (727) 441-8849. Oh, wait never mind. That's their fax number.

GNF fan 'Sunshine' spotted this ever so cute/sad sign on Irving (in NYC) and beamed over a pic. I blurred the numbers 'cause teh innernets am rufless. So if you've seen Fluffy contact me in the comments.